Goes to this prick who parked us in, in a paid car park!! This was taken when we had finished the show, and were told we couldn’t leave our gear in the venue to collect it tomorrow. We had to pack everything up and then walk 1 km to get the van and then saw this.

I managed to ninja the van out around this wankers car. There were low trees and little poles everywhere. Danny successfully guided me into the front of his car making a nice dent and then I let his tyre down.

We’ll do the bad parks around here thanks!